wisdom of the ages

King Solomon would've had no trouble figuring out what to do with Anna Nicole Smith's body. If I were the judge, I would order her cremated and split the remains among the parties. Why is this even still on the news? It must be a slow newsmonth. Our university paper's top headlines was about a lecture given on campus, so they must be desperate too. I have an idea: when there isn't much bad news to tell, let's find some good news. Send out investigative reporters to discover selflessness and examples of love. "Improving health and the environment: walker picks up litter." "Stories from the Goodwill Donation Bin." "On the Roadside: the risks and benefits of aiding distressed drivers."