I want to live in Chile!

I don't really want to live in Chile. It has a violent recent history and another coup could happen, really. Plus I'm a spoiled American. What I do want is to live in a country that would elect someone as president who
(a) is a woman
(b) is openly agnostic
(c) has had children without the benefit of marriage
(d) is a socialist
(e) is a single mom
I love that the other guy, the self-made billionaire, kept trying to be sententious and morally judgmental and it utterly failed. It would've worked here. It did work here.